douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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weaklinks:

Math

image

(Source: 05px)

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gazesmeet:

look at my cat 

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cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

(Source: my-jane-doe)

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket)

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penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

(Reblogged from zackisontumblr)

bodyghost:

jazzaroune:

And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

I wish I knew more white dads

(Reblogged from thirstdays)

haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

(Reblogged from dippingswordsinmetaphors)

(Source: johnskele)

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